Phone call: Me:Hey is 29 dollars a good price for watermelon ..its half off phone:Is the watermelon as big as your house ?what the hell is even a premium watermelon ? Me:no its smaller then a average one but its premium watermelon Phone:..... are you listening to what you're saying or are you fucking with me ? Me: so its a bit high ? hum maybe I can haggle him to 27 ? it is premium afther alll ,so you cant haggle it down to cost of a regular one*ends phone call* phone...…..………………..Hello hello I know she didn't just hang up on me Black Top : Villena-Half tee -Sheer White top : Villena tank crop top -white Pants : Miu-Maia Denim blacks @fameshed Hair: Besom- Hard candy -Galaxy Pose: K&S -I need a taxi Phone call: Me:Hey is 29 dollars a good price for watermelon ..its half off phone:Is the watermelon as big as your house ?what the hell is even a premium watermelon ? Me:no its smaller then a average one but its ...
So I bet you wondering what happen after new Orleans? I left you a bit on a cliff hanger but its okay I got all the sweet deetz for you ! So you know that nice man that was selling grass that gave me job ? He hooked me up with one his friends that could hook me up with tickets to … can you guess* drum beats* Paris !!!! The guys gave me two roundtrip tickets and a Hand drawn map for the low price of only 3000 such a steal !!!! So I contacted my bestie British to be my plus one and we got on the first plane to Paris ! When we got off the plane they were speaking some weird French but im guessing my translator was broken because it didn't pick anything they said up . Their was a lot ramen shops but I heard French people love noodles or is that Italians ?? Anyway I kept seeing this word that said Tokyo.. im unsure what it means but im guessing it was the name of city we were in ! Though he told me this map was the...
So there's this guy I've been really crushing on . Our first meeting was at a haunted cemetery He was literally just my type ! 6'1 ,muscular, and a good cook( I mean he has be right ? what other reason would he walk around with a big knife for ?) and hes also very strong ! Ive been trying get his attention for some time...but could never seem to . Until finally one faithful night we locked eyes...his beautiful blue... or black?,mmmm mysterious ... ..eyes through that ...mask gazed at me and instantly we had our first date and man was he creative with it !!! He wasted no time in starting it , which I do have to say I do like a man that takes the lead ! First we played hide and seek and scream for your life game but I wasent that good at hiding sadly... No matter how many times I hid ,he caught me Even though I enjoyed his firm grip on my hand ..i didn't want to act all easy ,so I had keep trying wiggle out his grip and r...
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